Archive for February, 2007

HOWTO: Appreciate Death Metal

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

While most people associate death metal music with a bunch of guys grunting and slapping detuned guitars randomly, there’s a multitude of reasons why this genre maintains a strong following and earns the fierce loyalty of many listeners worldwide. If you’re curious about death metal, here’s you’re chance to learn, appreciate, listen, and enjoy.

  1. Listen beyond the crunching guitars and harsh singing. Although the rough guitar sound and grating vocals permeate all of death metal, it can take a little getting used to, especially if your ears are accustomed to Read the rest of this entry →

Soy Can Make You Homosexual!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Did you know that eating soy can make you homosexual? Well, this “devil food” can poison your child! In fact, “most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them. ”

The self-proclaimed “health food fanatic” that this author claims to be hardly ever brings non-organic food into his house, and now he is calling one of the healthiest foods around, “feminizing”. Not only are the facts illogical, but his “Research in 2000″, and “Recent research” is nowhere to be seen. No bibliography or sources cited. Nada. The despicable author, probably was payed to do this, or must have seen some benefit for himself. Oh, sure; he might have actually believed this, but there is absolutely NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE. Maybe, it is a persoanl vendetta against the soy-industry. They probablay threatened his manhood or pride.

However, the author writes on a website where Chuck Norris has a column, so he couldn’t be that bad if Chuck Norris would have him tag along in his holy wake (Ex: Bruce Lee). More on that later…

Scene – And What It Means To The Rest of Us

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

First there was Emo. Now what does today’s America face in the world of fashion?

The answer is not The Scene Movement, because Scene is not just a fashion statement – it’s a way of life. (similar to The Hyphy Movement.) It consists of countless subcategories known as “subcultures” including indie, fasionxcore, and hardxcore (hxc). These subcultures are generally music-obsessed, and enjoy being loyal to a small family of bands until they become known, upon which they abandon them and embark on their never-ending search for an even obscurer band.
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