The Rants Category Archive

Last updated Nov 24, 2007

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Kofi Annan Wants To Give Me Money

I chuckle:

from
Koffi Anan <unitedsection-nation1@hotmail.com>

reply-to
secretary.anan1@sify.com,

to

date
Nov 24, 2007 4:22 AM

subject
US$ 500,000,00 BENEFICIARY.REF/PAYMENTS CODE:06654

mailed-by
hotmail.com

Attention:My good friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you.
No, I don’t. Why would Koffi Anan contact me, worry about my family, and call me good friend?
We have been having a [...]

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Digg Hates Ron Paul

Some of you might have had trouble digging my most popular story for this month. Why? The person who submitted, a personal friend was banned by Digg last night.
This is his story by way of a forward email.

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Woah, Apple limits Buyers to Two iPhones

Woah, don’t go out and buy more than one Shiny New Piece of Trash. Maybe that is a little bit harsh, but do you really need TWO iPhones? There is probably a better way to spend your money. I wish Apple wouldn’t have limited, someone would come in, buy all the phones, and put them [...]

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Immigré

Yes, the title is ambiguous on purpose. Just so you will click on over to see what this is about. A little bit of background: I wrote this for my English class because we needed to write make a “big stretch” and do something we had never done before. For me, it was writing a [...]

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Yarr..I am a pirate!

The scantily clad, freedom-assassinating Ninja known as the RIAA lurks in the dark recesses of your computer. What do they want with me and all the other innocent music hoodlums?

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