I chuckle:
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from |
Koffi Anan <unitedsection-nation1@hotmail.com> |
| reply-to |
secretary.anan1@sify.com,
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| to |
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| date |
Nov 24, 2007 4:22 AM |
| subject |
US$ 500,000,00 BENEFICIARY.REF/PAYMENTS CODE:06654 |
| mailed-by |
hotmail.com |
Attention:My good friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you.
No, I don’t. Why would Koffi Anan contact me, worry about my family, and call me good friend?
We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 500,000.
I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS…
This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government probelms etc.We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.
Good Job, Koffi. I love your spelling.
You are advised to contact Alhaji Ahmad Jassim Mohammed of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000. This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.
Shady. Already Nigerians are known for shady business regarding trying to steal money from Americans. Like me.
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.Conatct Alhaji Ahmad Jassim Mohammed immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact:Alhaji Abduallah Musa.
Email:dr.abdullahalmusa@yahoo.co.uk
Loving the email address..
Phone:234-8077441402.
How do I even call this phone number? It is not properly formed..
Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.Making the world a better place.
Regards,
Mr.David Thomas.
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
Wait. I thought Koffi Anan was writing me this email. What?